Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jmbay at leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay)
Subject: Re: People multivitamins for dog?
Date: 5 Oct 1998 13:32:33 -0700
Message-ID: <6vbad1$gsr@epic8.Stanford.EDU>

In rec.pets.dogs.health, Ron Hardin <rhhardin at mindspring.com> writes:

I was wondering if a half a people-multivitamin would be a good idea as well.

Why bother with that when you can give your dog the great taste of people in SOYLENT STRIPS?

[cut to dog's eye view, with nose, running about the house]:

I smell PEOPLE! Moist, meaty, yummy PEOPLE! There's gotta be people only one thing smells like people and that's people! PEOPLE! People people people people people PEOPLE!!!

[woman with grocery bag comes into view]

Hey lady! What's in the bag? You've got people I want people people people people! What's the box say? I CAN'T READ BECAUSE I'M A DOG!

[woman removes green strip from box, feeds to dog]

*IT'S* *PEEEEOPLE*!

[voiceover by Charleton Heston]

Soylent Strips by Ralston-Purina. Dogs don't know it's not people! I'm Charleton Heston.

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