Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: write my personal ad!
From: jmbay at Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay)
Date: 28 Aug 2002 03:58:37 GMT
Message-ID: <akhhpd$adv$1@usenet.Stanford.EDU>

bdc at world.std.com (Brian 'Jarai' Chase) writes:

In article <1fhllf7.188v3l46mfy80N%spog@jwgh.org>, Jacob W. Haller <spog at jwgh.org> wrote:
Nick Bensema <nickb at io.com> wrote:
Please write my personal ad for me.
Mad scientist seeks girl lizard with good legs.
Cursed scientist seeks good girl lizard with uncursed legs.
No boold of animals.



How about:

Caring, compassionate man, age 22 (or whatever), seeks a woman who loves life. Let me multiply your joy and divide your sorrow, while we figure out what life is about, or just have a good time trying. No fatties. 

-- 
Joseph M. Bay                                Lamont Sanford Junior University
www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/		     DO NOT PRESS