From: jmbay at leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay)
Subject: Re: my yearly typography rant
Date: 1999/08/18
Message-ID: <7pfe12$csn@epic12.Stanford.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

fbenv at iol.it (Francesco Benvenuto) writes:

Reading should be hard because hard things are more rewarding.
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Joseph M. Bay   www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/      Lamont Sanford Junior University
    When encryption is outlawed, only $j9s02o #)1% B,Px*_~ ^90f@ %c#s+(V\.
Wer ist der Mann, der seinen Leben fuer seinen Bruedermann riskiert wuerde? 
Cape does not enable wearer to fly.  Or maybe it does.  Hell, give it a shot.

From: jmbay at leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay)
Subject: Negation of being.
Date: 1997/10/17
Message-ID: <628rip$oi6@elaine27.Stanford.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.zen,alt.religion.kibology
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Message-ID: <bdiupn$18g$1@news.Stanford.EDU>
Subject: Re: Paula, is this the kind of horsey camp the girls like?
From: Joseph Michael Bay <jmbay at Stanford.EDU>
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 02:33:27 +0000 (UTC)

barbara at bookpro.com writes:

On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 08:13:41 GMT, spog at jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote:
I will interject here and say that Woonsocket is my favorite place name.
You like it better than Onancock?

http://www.esva.com/onancock.htm

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Joe Bay                      Impeach Ford Reagan Bush Clinton Bush
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